I can only describe the events of last week as outrageous and questionable. My master invited five Boston Terriers and one Chihuahua named "Johnny" over to star in a photo shoot. We were all placed together in the Green Room (the backyard) where we could all get to know each other (sniff some butts) and hang out (chase each other around).
One by one, each dog was taken and then later returned with a faint smell of cheddar on their breath. Now I don't know what Ron was doing with these dogs, but I do know that it involved lots of cheese. This leads me to a few conclusions:
1. There was a cheese festival inside that I was not invited to attend.
2. The little dogs were sneaking squares of the yellowy goodness out of the fridge when no one was looking.
3. Ron was coaxing each dog with cheesy treats to perform for the camera.
My guess is #3. I can only image what those photos looks like!
And you're wondering if I played the gracious host?
I hid under the deck.
PS: Check back soon to see the actual image "Biscuit"